Some aliases

Oh lookie here, another useless entry to the “nonesense” category.

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE IN) Candy Kaimito (that is sooo fuckin’ gay!)

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK FOOD + GRANDFATHERS FIRST NAME) Planters Pete (I actually dig this one)

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVOURITE RESTRAUNT Boblbee O’Kitchen

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot Visited) Posh Guimaras (hahahaha, spice girl pagkaintindi ko eh)

SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname+ Town Where You First Partied) Pass ako dito, dahil di ko maalala pareho I swear!

“FLY GIRL” ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial +First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name) Not applicable since I’m a guy

ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight +Any Liquid in Kitchen) Benadryl Axion

DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School) Pomeranian Ateneo

BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate +Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink) This can’t be done since I will never be able to fulfill the second condition (I don’t drink)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + StreetWhere You First Lived) Javier Canton

ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy/Dessert +Last Name Of Favorite Musician) Guylian Sumner (second is the surname of Sting’s real name)