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Nono sent me this link of a funny list of axioms. I thought I would comment on some of them (the geek in me just couldn’t resist).
Over the past few decades I’ve learned that the computers we use are bound by very rigid rules or axioms that, once understood, make using these devices much more pleasant. The key to modern computing is simple acceptance of the axioms. Fighting them will make your life miserable.
How these axioms evolved, nobody knows. They may be universal. And we should never forget the simple fact that all computers (and networks) are bounded by software in some way, and that it is impossible to write perfect code. Human nature has an influence on the workings of computers.
Instead of moaning and groaning and asking for change, it’s up to users to bite the bullet and accept the reality of the situation. The following are my top ten Axioms of Modern Computing. Please add your own in the forum:
USE DEFAULTS. Always let the program choose the default during installation. Give up on the idea that you’re in charge of the machine. While many programs give you the option of choosing a different destination for all those installation files, forget it. These offers are not serious. You can be certain that by choosing an installation location that is anywhere other than the default location, you’ll suffer in some way someday.
- RESET NOW. When asked if you want to reset, always reset immediately. Sure, you are given the option to reset later. You can do it right away, or you can do it in a week. The reset-later option only exists to trick you into seeing what happens if you delay resetting. If you ever call customer support it is the first thing they will ask you about. Then if you tell them you did not reset immediately they will laugh and put you on the speakerphone. Don’t be fooled, reset now.
I would have to totally agree with this one. In fact, when I have nothing to do... I reboot for good measure. That habit has spilled over even to my Powerbook usage, which shoudn't be the case IMHO.
- MINIMUM DOES NOT WORK. Don’t be cheap with memory. While you can buy machines with the minimum memory required to run Windows, this is actually a marketing gimmick. Get twice the minimum or you’ll be sorry. Four times the minimum is even better.
Ahhh yes - can't stress this enough. Always give ANY PC enough "breathing room."
WIZARDS ARE A HOAX. Wizards are not wizards, they are attempts to waste your time and frustrate you. Once in a while they work, but not intentionally. Installation wizards, troubleshooting wizards–none of them work. When you call customer support in Bombay you get someone there running the same wizards only with an Indian accent. The better solution is to throw out the computer and buy a new one.
- UPGRADES DO NOT HELP. When you upgrade software nothing good happens. The software just gets prettier, maybe. In many cases the software vendor has studied the usefulness of the product and then added useless features while often eliminating or changing the one good feature, the specific feature that you used a lot. This is done on purpose because software companies hate you.
I woundn't really say that, since some upgrades have significant improvements. Especially for the big-named applications.
- CUSTOM INSTALLS ARE NOT CUSTOM. When installing software you are often given two options, a “typical install” or a “custom (advanced)” install. There is no difference. This option is to give you the illusion that you are smart and in control when you pick the advanced option.
This really depends. There ARE instances wherein you have that "custom" installation, only to find out that there's only one thing to install in the first place hehehe.
WHEN YOUR NET CONNECTION IS DOWN, NOBODY WILL KNOW WHY. Nobody knows why your Net connection is down, ever. Most ISPs, especially if they are owned by a phone company, will not even know that your connection is down until you tell them and then they will act flabbergasted. If you ask them to look into it they will start a trouble ticket which is then thrown into a waste bin. The connection eventually returns on its own for unknown reasons.
Wi-Fi BRAND INTEROPERABILITY DOESN’T WORK. Oh, it works sometimes, but generally if you begin to mix too many different Wi-Fi brands you’ll discover that they don’t work well together, if at all. These companies are too busy making money to care. Get over it.
- OLD BURNED CDs FAIL. They don’t fail immediately, but those old backups and files you burned onto CDs (and now DVDs) will stop working any minute. Go check some of the old ones you did. You’ll see. You’ll discover that you can’t read a few of them already. So sorry.
I think I've experienced this, but not too often... I think I better go check on my old discs...
- COMPUTERS CRASH MORE AS THEY GET OLDER. This is part of a scheme hatched by the hardware and software companies to get you to buy new machines. It’s a slow degenerative process that you can do nothing about it. Nobody is really sure how it works. We’re studying it.
This, without a doubt, is the infamous Power Supply problem (more often than not, that is). You'd be surprised how many instances of hardware failure are actually attributed to this. Yes, you hard disk may have conked out - but there is a possibility it conked out because it was underpowered for a long time. Same goes to all other peripherals. I think, as far as the RAM axiom goes - this should come in even BEFORE it.