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EDSA to the nth power

The only thing I see happening is a bunch of idiots trying to put another idiot out of power… and a whole lot of other idiots trying to cash in on the opportunity.

I’ve read scenes from the Animal Farm that ran more smoothly than this.

You know something has lost its meaning when you already think along the lines of “Damn this stupid rally… how the hell am I supposed to pick my girlfriend up!?”

Face it people, the memory of the TRUE EDSA has already been trivialized/desecrated. Don’t you think it’s time for the Idiot Filipino People to move on to their next abomination?

For Christ’s sake, someone friggin’ colonize us already.

Oh and take note on which CATEGORY I chose to mark this post as hehehe.

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… and MORE tests

Got these two tests from Kyla

Green

You’re green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum — reliable and trustworthy. People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is genuine and sincere. You take pride in being a good friend. For you, success is measured in terms of personal achievement and growth, not by status or position. Rare as emeralds, greens are wonderful, natural people. It truly is your color!

I’d have to disagree with the traits, but I like the color 🙂 Read More

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Top 2 percent

Got this from Jem, and answered it too. But I’m posting my solution here because when I googled to check if I got it right, I saw much simpler/faster ways to answer it hahaha which made me kinda sad that I took a “logical-long-cut.” But nonetheless, it was nice to know that I solved it either way.

Are you in the TOP 2% of intelligent people in the world? Solve the riddle and find out. There are no tricks, just pure logic. So goodluck and don’t give up.

  1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.
  2. In each house lives a person of different nationality.
  3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

Hints:

  1. The Brit lives in a red house.
  2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
  3. The Dane drinks tea.
  4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
  5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
  6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
  7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
  8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
  9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
  10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the man who keeps cats.
  11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
  12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
  13. The German smokes Prince.
  14. The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
  15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Albert Einstein wrote this riddle during the 19th century. He said that 98% of the population would not be able to solve it.

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When children start early

OMFG – This is so freakin’ hilarious

<ACTUAL STRIP POSTED BELOW CUZ IT TAKES UP TOO MUCH REAL ESTATE>

See the expressions on those kids’ faces? You can almost swear the girl knew exactly what she was doing. Hahahaha. Girls like these aren’t people to mess with.

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Friday Fives

Here’s the mother of all surveys hahaha.

Someone posted her blogs in one of the forums I frequent, and apparently one of them is dedicated to these 5-item questions.

I figured I’d try answering all entries from the first page in one fell swoop!

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