Got this from Rita
A score of 18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
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Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
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Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x]
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
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You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x]
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total so far = 2
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You have ran into a tree. 1 Technically, I ran around a PLANT – and got my eardrum pierced by one of its branches.
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It IS possible to lick your elbow
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You just tried to lick your elbow.
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You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
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You just tried to sing them.
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You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
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You have choked on your own spit.
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You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x]
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x]
You just looked at it.
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Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]
People have called you slow.
Total so far = 5
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You have accidentally caught something on fire
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You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
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You have caught yourself drooling.
[x]
You’ve fallen asleep in class
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If someone says “fart” you laugh.
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You just laughed.
Total so far = 6
[x]
Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x]
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
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People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
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You are often told to use your “inside voice.”
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You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total so far = 8
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You have eaten a bug.
[x]
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x]
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x]
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
Total so far = 11
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You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
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You break a lot of things.
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Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x]
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
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You have fallen out of your chair before
[x]
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Grand total = 13
Ummm, yay?
Notes
⇡1 | Technically, I ran around a PLANT – and got my eardrum pierced by one of its branches. |
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