Lies Cosmo Tells Women

Here’s a nice “article” taken from Double Viking (linked through from Digg) That exemplifies the rubbish magazines like Cosmopolitan spits out. The author says it best:

Cosmopolitan Magazine has become a bible for the martini swilling, fashion conscious, and orgasm starved female. While this magazine has been helpful to women by aiding them in achieving the perfect bikini wax, it has regularly clouded their minds about men. In fact, I would say that Cosmopolitan has done more damage to men than Barry Bonds has done to baseball.

I Wholeheartedly agree with this, as does my GF. She even pointed out that the regular features like Understanding His Baffling Behavior say the same goddamn thing differently over and over again, and makes it seem like they have some new juicy information on the male psyche when in fact it’s the same old garbage recycled.

I’ve repasted verbatim the contents of the Double Viking article to save you the jump and included some of my input where applicable.

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Just so my blog doesn’t rot

Been so busy recently, the holiday season’s always the busiest both for work and our choir.

But after one of our concerts, for some reason we ended up making fun of Beowulf. Perhaps it was the fact that one would notice that he kinda screams his name a lot… too much in fact. So as a tribute to that, and a few minutes with Photoshop, I present the movie summary of Beowulf in a single image.

That’s right! I’m goddamn Beowulf, motherfucker!

Regarding yesterday

While I’m sure there are many reasons for both sides. From a person who stopped caring (at least for the most part) for this country’s political regime(s) here’s what I think.

Yesterday was a display and vindication of idiocy for both sides, which just further proves that our country’s going right to the shitter.

Overall here’s what I think: Maybe if we had more serious consequences for stuff like this and actually followed through with them, people would think twice before they try pulling any shit. This is not to deter these types of acts, mind you. These conditions are to make sure that the people who really start these sorts of things really mean business. And I honestly think that Trillianes or any other modern day activist in the Philippines is just not motivated enough to merit the right to be pulling shenanigans like this. And I’ll tell you why.

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A Happy Camper

Yesterday (or at least the latter half of yesterday) was what people would call a time where everything went right.

I was hell-bent on getting a certain pair of shoes that kept on evading me… and it seems like last night was my lucky night. One couldn’t appreciate yesterday’s experience without being properly informed of the events that led to it.

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