So an asshole friend of mine sent me a link. And now I’m sharing it with you because… well because I don’t want to be the only one that had to suffer watching it \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
First… this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!<\/strong> (thanks Ed!)<\/em><\/p>\n I don’t want to spoil the fun, but I also don’t want to piss people off that<\/em> much; so I’ll ask you to do these three things before visiting the site.<\/p>\n You don’t have to follow them, but trust me, if you know what’s good for you, you’ll do it. Don’t worry, I’ll explain everything in a bit.<\/p>\n Ready? Cool…<\/p>\n Visit the site<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n I took a look at the code; it’s safe<\/strong> despite how obnoxiously that page behaves. So don’t worry about security exploits and whatnot. The page is just there to irritate and disturb<\/strong> you; which personally, I think it does extremely well.<\/p>\n So you want to get out of that page without having to force-quit? No problem.<\/p>\n As you can see, aside from making it nearly impossible to “close” via mouse – that fucking page also catches critical keyboard shortcuts a savvy internet surfer may try to use. But if you’re on a Mac, your menubar\/taskbar is still accessible and so are the commands.<\/p>\n What you need to do is select “close window” from the menubar – which will then trigger a javascript alert window that says “Hello!”<\/p>\n For windows users, we know the menubar for an application is right there in the application, so I guess you’re stuck with the task of actually clicking the close button via mouse – cause you sure as hell don’t have enough time to navigate a menu on a moving browser window. It sucks but it is<\/em> possible (because I was able to do it)<\/p>\n So like I said, the trick is to make it show the “Hello!” javascript alert box – as closing that box slides it up and gives you a window of opportunity of using the shortcut without the page’s script intercepting it. 1 <\/sup><\/a>Unfortunately other browsers like Safari don’t “animate” so after clicking close, it IMMEDIATELY pops back up… which is why I suggested you use Firefox in the first place.<\/span><\/span>\n
\nDon’t panic!<\/h1>\n
The secret<\/h1>\n