{"id":705,"date":"2008-06-20T15:24:13","date_gmt":"2008-06-20T15:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2008\/06\/2008_06_20_2324.php"},"modified":"2017-02-10T03:41:17","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T03:41:17","slug":"survey-dumb-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/06\/20\/survey-dumb-moments","title":{"rendered":"Survey: Dumb moments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got this from <a href=\"http:\/\/ritalula.livejournal.com\" title=\"visit blog\">Rita<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A score of <strong>18 or lower<\/strong> means you&#8217;re <strong>not<\/strong> stupid.<\/p>\n<!-- \/\/ --><!--more--><!-- \/\/ -->\n<p><code>[ ]<\/code> Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.<br \/>\n<code>[x]<\/code> You have ran into a glass\/screen door.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.<br \/>\n<code>[x]<\/code> You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.  <\/p>\n<p>Total so far = 2<\/p>\n<p><code>[ ]<\/code> You have ran into a tree. <span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_705_1('footnote_plugin_reference_705_1_1');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_705_1('footnote_plugin_reference_705_1_1');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_705_1_1\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">1 <\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_705_1_1\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">Technically, I ran around a PLANT &#8211; and got my eardrum pierced by one of its branches.<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_705_1_1').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_705_1_1', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top right', relative: true, offset: [10, 10], });<\/script><br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> It IS possible to lick your elbow<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You just tried to lick your elbow.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You just tried to sing them.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You have choked on your own spit.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You have seen the the Matrix and still don&#8217;t get it.<br \/>\n<code>[x]<\/code> You didn&#8217;t notice that in the last question &#8220;the&#8221; was spelled twice<br \/>\n<code>[x]<\/code> You just looked at it.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> Your hair is blonde\/dirty blonde.<br \/>\n<code>[x]<\/code> People have called you slow.  <\/p>\n<p>Total so far = 5<\/p>\n<p><code>[ ]<\/code> You have accidentally caught something on fire<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose\/eyes\/cheek.<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> You have caught yourself drooling.<br \/>\n<code>[x]<\/code> You&#8217;ve fallen asleep in class<br \/>\n<code>[ ]<\/code> If someone says &#8220;fart&#8221; 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