{"id":663,"date":"2008-03-04T15:36:54","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T15:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2008\/03\/2008_03_04_2336.php"},"modified":"2017-02-08T05:41:53","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T05:41:53","slug":"code-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/03\/04\/code-monkey","title":{"rendered":"Code Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a cool song from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\" title=\"view homepage\">Jonathan Coulton<\/a>, a niche artist that has captured the hearts of the technology geeks. Listen to the lyrics of one of his songs and you&#8217;ll see what I mean.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<!-- iframe plugin v.5.1 wordpress.org\/plugins\/iframe\/ -->\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"20\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/698612&#038;color=ff5500&#038;inverse=false&#038;auto_play=false&#038;show_user=false\" class=\"iframe-class\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ --><!--more--><!--\/\/-->\n<p>Lyrics:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I<br \/>\nCode Monkey get up, get coffee.<br \/>\nCode Monkey go to job.<br \/>\nCode Monkey have boring meeting<br \/>\nwith boring manager Rob.<br \/>\nRob say Code Monkey very diligent,<br \/>\nbut his output stink;<br \/>\nhis code not functional or elegant.<br \/>\nWhat do Code Monkey think?<\/p>\n<p>Code Monkey think maybe manager wanna write goddamn login page himself.<br \/>\nCode Monkey not say it out loud.<br \/>\nCode Monkey not crazy, just proud<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHORUS<\/strong><br \/>\nCode Monkey like Fritos,<br \/>\nCode Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew,<br \/>\nCode Monkey very simple man<br \/>\nwith big warm fuzzy secret heart.<br \/>\nCode Monkey like you<br \/>\nCode Monkey like you<\/p>\n<p>II<br \/>\nCode Monkey hang around at front desk<br \/>\ntell you sweater look nice.<br \/>\nCode Monkey offer buy you soda<br \/>\nbring you cup bring you ice.<br \/>\nYou say no thank you for the soda &#8217;cause<br \/>\nsoda make you fat.<br \/>\nAnyway you busy with the telephone,<br \/>\nno time for chat<\/p>\n<p>Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle<br \/>\nhe sit down pretend to work.<br \/>\nCode Monkey not thinking so straight.<br \/>\nCode Monkey not feeling so great.<\/p>\n<p><em>CHORUS<\/em><\/p>\n<p>III<br \/>\nCode Monkey have every reason<br \/>\nto get out this place.<br \/>\nCode Monkey just keep on working<br \/>\nto see your soft pretty face.<br \/>\nMuch rather wake up eat a coffee cake<br \/>\nTake bath, take nap.<br \/>\nThis job fulfilling in creative way<br \/>\nsuch a load of crap.<\/p>\n<p>Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you.<br \/>\nCode Monkey just waiting for now.<br \/>\nCode Monkey say someday, somehow.<\/p>\n<p><em>CHORUS<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a cool song from Jonathan Coulton, a niche artist that has captured the hearts of the technology geeks. 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