{"id":628,"date":"2007-12-12T12:55:35","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T12:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2007\/12\/2007_12_12_2055.php"},"modified":"2017-02-10T03:34:32","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T03:34:32","slug":"just-so-my-blog-doesnt-rot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/12\/12\/just-so-my-blog-doesnt-rot","title":{"rendered":"Just so my blog doesn&#8217;t rot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been so busy recently, the holiday season&#8217;s always the busiest both for work and our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bukaspalad.com\" title=\"Visit BukasPalad.com\">choir<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But after one of our concerts, for some reason we ended up making fun of Beowulf. Perhaps it was the fact that one would notice that he kinda screams his name a lot&#8230; too much in fact. So as a tribute to that, and a few minutes with Photoshop, I present the movie summary of <em>Beowulf<\/em> in a single image.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2044\/2100427545_1cd724078d.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"You may click on the image for more details\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2044\/2100427545_1cd724078d_m.jpg\"><\/a>\n<div class=\"caption bottom\"><em>That&#8217;s right! I&#8217;m goddamn Beowulf, motherfucker!<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been so busy recently, the holiday season&#8217;s always the busiest both for work and our choir. But after one of our concerts, for some reason we ended up making fun of Beowulf. Perhaps it was the fact that one would notice that he kinda screams his name a lot&#8230; too much in fact. So as &hellip; <p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/12\/12\/just-so-my-blog-doesnt-rot\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Just so my blog doesn&#8217;t rot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,10],"tags":[143,473],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-nonsense","tag-beowulf","tag-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1794,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/1794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}