{"id":613,"date":"2007-08-10T23:48:46","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T15:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2007\/08\/2007_08_10_2348.php"},"modified":"2007-08-10T23:48:46","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T15:48:46","slug":"ologies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/08\/10\/ologies","title":{"rendered":"Ologies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing what I have mentioned before:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Since I&#8217;ve been blogging rarely recently. I thought I&#8217;d collect and post some nonsense memes\/surveys. I&#8217;ll probably be posting more of these so my Blog wont rot.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another meme.<\/p>\n<!--more-->\n<h2>CARDOLOGY (it&#8217;s actually <em>Carlodology,<\/em> but that just sounds lame)<\/h2>\n<p><em>From <a href=\"http:\/\/blackiridium.blogspot.com\" title=\"visit blog\">Third<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Let others know a little more about yourself, repost as &#8220;<code>&lt;NAME&gt;<\/code>OLOGY&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?\nA. <strong>Ceasar<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?\nA. <strong>McDonalds<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?\nA. <strong>Omakaze<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?\nA. <strong>20-50 bucks<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?\nA: <strong>Anything Japanese I guess<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?\nA. <strong>I don&#8217;t like pizza<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What do you like to put on your toast?\nA. <strong>I don&#8217;t like toast<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>TECHNOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?\nA. <strong>Macro view of blood platelets on my PC, custom texture with my logo on the Mac<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: How many televisions are in your house?\nA. 2<\/p>\n<p><em>That&#8217;s it for technology? What let-down!<\/em><\/p>\n<h4>BIOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?\nA. <strong>Right<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?\nA. <strong>No<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?\nA. <strong>Television<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?\nA. <strong>Nope<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>BULLCRAPOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?\nA. <strong>Yes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?\nA. <strong>Damien<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What color do you think looks best on you?\nA: <strong>Dunno<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?\nA. <strong>I don&#8217;t think so<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Have you ever saved someone&#8217;s life?\nA. <strong>Yes, I forget who though; had something to do with swimming<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Has someone ever saved yours?\nA. <strong>Nope<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>DAREOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?\nA. <strong>Make it 10 grand, and I&#8217;ll smack someone sure.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000\nA. <strong>No<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?\nA. <strong>Yes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?\nA. <strong>If I had the body, sure<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?\nA. <strong>I can surely try &#8211; as long as it counts<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a humans life for $1,000,000?\nA. <strong>Absolutely<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>DUMBOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: What is in your left pocket?\nA. <strong>Nada<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?\nA. <strong>Haven&#8217;t seen it<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?\nA. <strong>No, <em>AFAIK<\/em> it&#8217;s tiled wood on cement<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?\nA. <strong>Stand<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?\nA. <strong>1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?\nA. <strong>Nope<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?\nA. <strong>Rich<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?\nA. <strong>You even have to ask?<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>LASTOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: Friend you talked to?\nA. <strong>Angel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Last person who called you?\nA. <strong>Cris<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Person you hugged?\nA. <strong>Cris<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Person you kissed?\nA. <strong>Cris<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>FAVORITOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: Number?\nA. <strong>13<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Season?\nA: <strong>Spring<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>CURRENTOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: Missing someone?\nA. <strong>Not really<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Mood?\nA. <strong>Sleepy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Listening to?\nA: <strong>The air conditioner<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Watching?\nA. <strong>Nothing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Worrying about?\nA: <strong>The future<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>RANDOMOLOGY<\/h4>\n<p>Q: First place you went this morning?\nA. <strong>Stayed home<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What can you not wait to do?\nA. <strong>Haven&#8217;t really thought about that<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What&#8217;s the last movie you saw?\nA. <strong>The Simpsons!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Do you smile often?\nA. <strong>I guess<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Are you a friendly person?\nA. <strong>Yeah<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing what I have mentioned before: Since I&#8217;ve been blogging rarely recently. 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