{"id":489,"date":"2006-08-19T00:50:22","date_gmt":"2006-08-19T00:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2006\/08\/2006_08_19_0850.php"},"modified":"2017-02-08T01:52:55","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T01:52:55","slug":"kelly-clarkson-wasted-and-lovin-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/19\/kelly-clarkson-wasted-and-lovin-it","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Clarkson wasted and lovin it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pssst, wanna see Kelly Clarkson wasted, verbally abused and love every minute of it? Come on, you <em>know<\/em> you do!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n\n<!-- iframe plugin v.5.1 wordpress.org\/plugins\/iframe\/ -->\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"video-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"370\" height=\"277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h4sJMcgeDe0\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ --><!--more--><!-- \/\/ -->\n<p>There something common with all great musicians that can crossover different genres&#8230; ultimately, deep down, they have a love for <strong>rock and roll!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For the record, the lead singer of Yellocard sucks &#8211; not only did he invite himself on stage, but he <strong>can&#8217;t sing.<\/strong> Kelly on the other hand rocks even if she&#8217;s wasted.<\/p>\n<p>Now it may just be the liquor, but really now; aside from the tendency of making a fool out of yourself, alcohol doesn&#8217;t really affect <em>creative skills.<\/em> If anything, it should boost your confidence and make you more comfortable with whatever you&#8217;re doing. 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