{"id":472,"date":"2006-08-02T00:00:43","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T00:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2006\/08\/2006_08_02_0800.php"},"modified":"2017-02-08T08:10:55","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T08:10:55","slug":"worst-recruitment-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/02\/worst-recruitment-video","title":{"rendered":"Worst recruitment video"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n\n<!-- iframe plugin v.5.1 wordpress.org\/plugins\/iframe\/ -->\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"video-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"370\" height=\"277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pVENWl8uBeg\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n\n<div class=\"caption bottom\"><em>Sign me up&#8230; NOT!<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ --><!--more--><!-- \/\/ -->\n<p>As Lewis Black would say:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It was so painful, I actually stuck a spoon up my own ass!\nI thought: &#8220;If I was gonna hurt <em>this<\/em> bad &#8211; I&#8217;m doing it to <em>myself!<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sign me up&#8230; NOT!<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,7,8,10],"tags":[561,595,754,803,994,1254],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","category-media","category-music","category-nonsense","tag-horrible","tag-internet","tag-media","tag-music","tag-recruitment","tag-video"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1637,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions\/1637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}