{"id":300,"date":"2005-05-06T17:27:35","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T09:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2005\/05\/2005_05_06_1727.php"},"modified":"2005-05-06T17:27:35","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T09:27:35","slug":"mah-biatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/06\/mah-biatch","title":{"rendered":"Mah Biatch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine my surprise when Mom walked in with a new dog! And a purebred to boot, we must be moving up in the world hahahaha. We actually got her for free&#8230; cool!<\/p>\n<p>She a Dachshund, and she&#8217;s <em>sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<\/em> cute!<\/p>\n<!--more-->\n<p>We <em>sorta<\/em> named her, but we&#8217;re having second thoughts about it. You see, Mom had dibs on Maxi; Pia named Piper &#8211; naturally I thought it fair to claim my right on naming this hotdog.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted Zoe (as in <em>zoe-wi<\/em>), but Pia wanted her named Daphne&#8230; then we came to <em>Amber.<\/em> Amber was good since normally it would be the resin of a tree or related to wood. But as a color, it could cover any shade of yellow, red and brown. So just to be sure, we went with <em>Caramel<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But now thinking about it, Caramel is such a pain to say (3 whole syllables) &#8211; what if we&#8217;re tired in bed and want to call her? You try it, it isn&#8217;t as easy as it sounds. So we&#8217;re contemplating on going back to Amber as soon as everyone&#8217;s here (which I don&#8217;t understand why since it should be my decision &#8211; but hey I won&#8217;t force the issue.)<\/p>\n<p>As of the moment, Mom and I are leaning back to Amber.<\/p>\n<p>FYI: we usually have long ridiculous names for our dogs (save for piper). It all started with Stephanie (my half-sister) wanting a sort of stupid &#8220;versace-ish&#8221; name for Maxi. She ended up getting the &#8220;full name&#8221; &#8220;Maximillian Kartuti-Salcedi&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And if Caramel was the final name of the Daschund, then her ridiculously long name would be &#8220;Caramel Daphne-Amber Zoe y Santos. &#8220;Santos&#8221; pronounced a-la fake <em>habla-espanol<\/em>: THANTOTH. And Daphne-Amber a-la <em>jologs<\/em>: DUFFNEEYUM-BUR (accent on YUM)<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE<\/strong>\nThe verdict is in: it&#8217;s <em>Amber<\/em> now short for <em>Amber Carmelita y Santos<\/em> muwahahaha.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine my surprise when Mom walked in with a new dog! And a purebred to boot, we must be moving up in the world hahahaha. We actually got her for free&#8230; cool! She a Dachshund, and she&#8217;s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[350,967],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-dog","tag-purebred"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}