{"id":259,"date":"2005-03-27T14:06:07","date_gmt":"2005-03-27T14:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2005\/03\/2005_03_27_2206.php"},"modified":"2017-02-10T02:55:40","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T02:55:40","slug":"rainbow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/27\/rainbow","title":{"rendered":"Rainbow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an insanely hilarious video of an actual broadcasted version of a European children&#8217;s TV show called &#8220;Rainbow.&#8221; I personally don&#8217;t know about the show, but here&#8217;s what it says in the site:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t have kids or are far too young to remember\nthe splendid children&#8217;s TV programme &#8220;Rainbow&#8221;, this may be a little\nlost on you&#8230; but it must have been a great episode to watch!\nAlmost too ridiculous to believe&#8230; These are taken from original\nRainbow scripts and there&#8217;s no way these could have been done by\naccident. Innuendo all the way&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The accents are obviously british, and since the video&#8217;s audio quality isn&#8217;t quite &#8220;pristine,&#8221; its not easily understood unless you&#8217;re used to their way of speaking. They&#8217;ve transcribed the script&#8230; but of course since the video was on the same page, it was impossible to read and view at the same time.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n\n<!-- iframe plugin v.5.1 wordpress.org\/plugins\/iframe\/ -->\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"video-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"370\" height=\"277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CgbcQIT7BMc\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n\n<\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve pasted the dialog below, which you can read while viewing the video on a separate browser window.<!--more-->The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;One skin, two skin, three skin, four&#8230;. &#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>George<\/strong>: &#8220;Zippy, where is Bungle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;I can&#8217;t get it in Geoffrey!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong>: &#8220;You managed it last night Bungles&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes I know! Well, let&#8217;s try it the other way around. Ooooooh, Geoffrey &#8211; have you got one? I&#8217;ve got it in!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong> (to camera): &#8220;Oh Hello, we&#8217;re going to talk about &#8216;playing&#8217; today&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;Playing with each other, Geoffrey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes Bungle. (then to camera) So, have you got a special friend you like to play with?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>George<\/strong>: &#8220;Oh Geoffrey, yesterday we played with our balls didn&#8217;t we? Are we going to play with our friend&#8217;s balls today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong> (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes! and my plucking instrument.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong> (to camera): &#8220;Can you pluck like Bungle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;I can, I&#8217;m the best plucker here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong>: &#8220;Let&#8217;s get back to Bungle&#8217;s twanger.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong> (excited): &#8220;Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn&#8217;t we?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong>: &#8220;Well not now Bungle, it&#8217;s nearly time for us all to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: Well, then lets just sing. <em>not sure about this line as it wasn&#8217;t included the script<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>George<\/strong>: &#8220;I know! Let&#8217;s sing that plucking song again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;Oh yes! I know that Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong>: Oh, what a smashing idea!<\/p>\n<p><em>Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter as the rest call on them.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rod<\/strong>: &#8220;Hello, We could hear you all banging away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Roger<\/strong>: &#8220;Banging can be fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jane<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Roger<\/strong> (looking sad): &#8220;Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong>: &#8220;Aw, never mind Roger. So we&#8217;re all going to sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rod<\/strong> (to Jane): &#8220;Do you want to blow on my pipe while I&#8217;m twanging away?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jane<\/strong>: &#8220;Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;No, let&#8217;s just pluck away with our twangers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bungle<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes, it doesn&#8217;t matter what size your twanger is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a big red one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>George<\/strong>: &#8220;I&#8217;ve only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong> (to viewers): &#8220;Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time if you like. Or, if you haven&#8217;t got any balls, you can ask a friend if you can play with his. Right, come on then let&#8217;s all sing the plucking song.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zippy<\/strong>: &#8220;Right, are we all ready? One, two, three, pluck&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Everyone in studio<\/strong>: &#8220;Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we&#8217;re going to pluck all day today. Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we&#8217;re going to pluck all day.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Geoffrey<\/strong> (to viewers): &#8220;It&#8217;s time for us all to go now, but don&#8217;t forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls. See you soon. Bye.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an insanely hilarious video of an actual broadcasted version of a European children&#8217;s TV show called &#8220;Rainbow.&#8221; I personally don&#8217;t know about the show, but here&#8217;s what it says in the site: For those of you who don&#8217;t have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children&#8217;s TV programme &#8220;Rainbow&#8221;, &hellip; <p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/27\/rainbow\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rainbow&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,5,10],"tags":[190,240,473,595,1064],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internet","category-nonsense","tag-british","tag-children","tag-general","tag-internet","tag-sex"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1763,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/1763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}