{"id":216,"date":"2005-02-07T14:51:04","date_gmt":"2005-02-07T06:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2005\/02\/2005_02_07_1451.php"},"modified":"2005-02-07T14:51:04","modified_gmt":"2005-02-07T06:51:04","slug":"the-definition-of-boxing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/02\/07\/the-definition-of-boxing","title":{"rendered":"The definition of boxing"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Boxing is an activity in which each of two men, by delivering a series of repeated sharp blows to the head, attempts to render the other senseless &#8211; leaving him lying on the floor, unable to act rationally, defend himself, or even stand up.<\/p>\n<p>If one of the two men is knocked down and beaten into an only <em>partially<\/em> blank and helpless mental state, the other is made to stand aside and the contest is halted momentarily while the damaged man regains <em>just enough<\/em> strength to stand up and have the beating continue&#8230; to the point where he is again lying on the floor &#8211; <em>this time<\/em> completely immobile and functionless.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, the two men embrace in a display of good sportsmanship.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I never quite saw it that way! Hehehehe.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boxing is an activity in which each of two men, by delivering a series of repeated sharp blows to the head, attempts to render the other senseless &#8211; leaving him lying on the floor, unable to act rationally, defend himself, or even stand up. If one of the two men is knocked down and beaten &hellip; <p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/02\/07\/the-definition-of-boxing\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The definition of boxing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[182,263,330,475,844],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense","tag-boxing","tag-comedy","tag-definition","tag-george-carlin","tag-nonesense"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}