{"id":142,"date":"2004-08-23T08:52:20","date_gmt":"2004-08-23T00:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/http:\/www.nargalzius.com\/blog2\/archives\/2004\/08\/2004_08_23_0852.php"},"modified":"2004-08-23T08:52:20","modified_gmt":"2004-08-23T00:52:20","slug":"a-cop-worthy-of-hollywood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/23\/a-cop-worthy-of-hollywood","title":{"rendered":"A cop worthy of Hollywood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok this article deserves its own, <em>individual<\/em> post space:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/gulsukat\/381363.html\">http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/gulsukat\/381363.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Amazing &#8211; makes me want to cheer for the kidnapper. For him to be shot in the <strong>head,<\/strong> fall <strong>5 stories<\/strong> down, and <em>still<\/em> live, those kids must be the offspring of some corrupt communists (in hiding?).<\/p>\n<p>Bummer that you could see the [super]cop&#8217;s &#8220;harness,&#8221; would&#8217;ve been great if he used his <em>l33t kung-fu balance.<\/em> Or jump from the left, across the kidnapper&#8217;s window, shoot him between the eyes <em>once,<\/em> then grab on to a rope on the other side, where he rappels down in anticipation of the fall so he could cuff the Villain (which is possible cuz apparently, the kidnapper <em>didn&#8217;t<\/em> die)<\/p>\n<p>And, if I might add, the blog has a fairly decent looking template. It&#8217;s a public livejournal account&#8230; so for those people who&#8217;s blogs look like shit &#8211; THERE&#8217;S NO EXCUSE!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok this article deserves its own, individual post space: http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/gulsukat\/381363.html Amazing &#8211; makes me want to cheer for the kidnapper. For him to be shot in the head, fall 5 stories down, and still live, those kids must be the offspring of some corrupt communists (in hiding?). Bummer that you could see the [super]cop&#8217;s &#8220;harness,&#8221; &hellip; <p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/23\/a-cop-worthy-of-hollywood\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A cop worthy of Hollywood&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nargalzius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}